May 2013
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I Think Our Apartment Building Almost Burned to...
heroinfriday:
Because someone was cooking chicken like a fuckass. All I smell is burnt motherfucking chicken and like…nothing I do makes it go away, and it’s not in this apartment. So…who the fuck burnt the motherfucking chicken so bad that it literally woke me up from my precious motherfucking slumber. I was sleeping off some great motherfucking sex before this chicken stank happened and now...
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